Heavy Rap by The Outlaws
EY CATTA GO NOW.......... [[[[[[[ - - PLUG A JOYSTICK IN PORT ONE AND MOVE IT! YEAH BOY, THIS IS BARFLY AGAIN WITH A NEW DEMO CALLED : [ HEAVY RAP ] ...... INGREDIENTS : 2 DEF LOGOS, 2 DEF SCROLLS WITH TEXT OF 2 DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES....... I'LL BE 18 TOMORROW (YEAH!) SO THIS IS SOME KIND OF BIRTHDAY DEMO....... I HOPE TO GET AN AMIGA (JUST KIDDING MOM AND DAD!!). PERHAPS I'LL BUY AN AMIGA IN FUTURE, BUT THAT IS NOT CERTAIN YET...... GOTTA GO NOW.......... [[[[[[ CRASH ]]]]]]] PERHAPS I'LL BUY [SAFARI] FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY (FOR BUFF AND ME) GOTTA GO NOW! SPACE, HOW LOW CAN YOU GO! - HELLO METALLICA FREAKS!! YAYEAH THIS IS "#$%&'S TEXT FOR ALL YAYOU HEAVYAY METAL FREAKS OUTTHERE!! BARFLYAY HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YAYOU TO MYAY LATEST DEMO CALLEDYD HEAVYAY RAP. YAYOU CAN LOOK DOWN FOR THE RAP TEXTYE. BUT DO NOT DO THAT YAYET, BECAUSE I AM HERE TO ROCK YAYOU WITH MYAY TEXTYF. SO WATCH IT (BETTER READ IT!)YE. HAVE YAYOU SEEN OUR OTHER [/] DEMOS YAYET? SEE TO IT, THAT YAYOU GET THEM! HOW ABOUT THE LOGOS AH? I DREW THE METALLICA LOGO AND HELPED BUFF WITH THE P.E. LOGOYE. HEAVYAY AH? LET ME GIVE SOME HELLOS TO :YC POWERS OF PAIN, BLACKMAIL, MLS OF THE JKS CREW, COSMOS, JEROEN TEL (FOR THE MUSICYD. IT IS GREAT!), TAXI, TNB AND MIGYE. SO FAR WITH THE GREETS, IT IS NOW FRIDAYAY AND I AM CELEBRATING MYAY 18TH BIRTHDAYAY TOMORROW (PARTYAY TIME!YF. WITH MYAY GRANNIES!). WE ARE NOW LOOKING AT CRUSH GROOVE ON THE VIDEOYF. THE MUSIC SOUNDS GOODYF. GIMME A PFF KRR YCP AHAHA (BARFLYAY THE HUMAN BEAT BOX!). LET ME HEAR PUBLIC ENEMYAY BUFF!! OK RUN DMC IS ALSO GOOD, TOGETHER WITH EAROSMITH! (TALKING ABOUT HEAVYAY RAP!)YF. WALK THIS WAYAY, TALK THIS WAYAYYC! YAYEAH! YAYOU ARE ALL INVITED TO THE OUTLAWS COPYAY PARTYAY ON 8 APRILYF. CALL 0 2 9 8 2YD 6 3 5 0 (MARCO) IN HOLLAND FOR MORE INFO. IT IS NOW HOLIDAYAY AND I AM SITTING AT THE COMPUTER OF BUFF (THE V BUTTON IS FUCKED UP AND I HAVE TO USE A PEN TO PUT A V ON THE SCREEN). IT IS NEARLYAY 3 O CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON AND THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHTYE.YE YAYESTERDAYAY WE CLEANED THE CAR OF BUFF HIS GRANNYAY AND WE COULD DRIVE A WHILE WITH ITYC. (THE CAR IS 1 KUBIC METER)YD. YAYEAH P.E. IS HEREYD. BRING THE NOISE! WHAT AM I SAYAYING? THIS IS THE METAL SCROLL RIGHT?! BANG THOSE HEADS!! P.S. THIS PROGGYAY WOZ 100 PER CENT CODED BYAY ME ON THE TURBO ASSAMBLER. BUFF REALYAY SOUNDS ILL, HE IS COUGHING ALL THE TIMEYE. STOP COUGHING!! YAYO BUFF, I AM THIRSTYAY! GET ME A COKE FASTYD. AH COFFEE IS READYAYYE. WE ARE HEARING A STRANGE SOUND IN A NUMBER OF P.E. AND WE ARE GUESSING WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IT ISYC. (AN ELEPHANT, A FLUITKETELTJE OR A KROLSE KATER?)YE. I WILL DRINK COFFEE NOW, SO I WILL BE BACK SOONYF. YFAH, THAT TASTED GOOD! WE ARE WATCHING A MOVIE CALLED : THE OMEN, IT IS ABOUT THE SON OF SATANYF. WHAT A NONSENSE!!YG I AM THE SON OF SATANYC! HAHAHAHAHA! YC6 THAT IS MYAY NUMBER! YE. LAST WEEK, BUFF HAD A PIMPEL ON HIS NOSE, AND NOW I AM HAVING ONE ON THE TIP OF MYAY NOSE (A BIG ONE!)YE. I HOPE THAT IT WILL BE GONE BYAY MONDAYAY BECAUSE I THEN HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN AND MAKE SOME TESTS (FUCK!)YE.YC I THINK THAT I WILL STOP NOW, SO THAT I CAN WATCH THE OMEN AND LET BUFF TYAYPE SOME TEXT AGAINYG.YK C U AMIGOS, AND MAYAY THE SAFARI BE WITH YAYOU!Y. Y - YC. NO HEAVYAY METAL FREAKS ALLOWEDYC.YE YAYO! HOW ARE YAYOU DOING, RAP-BROTHERS AND SISTERS! THIS IS BUFF FROM [/] WHO WILL TAKE YAYOU ON A JOURNEYAY INTO RAP. ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE BASS! (HOW LOW CAN YAYOU GO?!). HAHA! YAYEAH BOYAY! WHAT ABOUT THE LOGO AND THE (PUBLIC ENEMYAY) CHARACTERSET?!?! THE LOGO WAS MADE BYAY BARFLYAY AND ME. THE CHAR WAS MADE BYAY ME. WE HAVE HOLIDAYAYS AND GUESS WHAT? YC. I'M ILL! SHIT FUCK HELL AND DEVIL!YC I CALLED MLS THIS MORNING. GUESS WHAT?! HE WAS AT SCHOOL! (WHAT A FOOL).YD WE ARE GOING TO WATCH A HORRORMOVIE! 'THE OMEN' YC.YC SEVEN DEADLYAY SINSYC. SEVEN WAYAYS TO WINYC. SEVEN HOLYAY PATHS TO HELL AND THE MOVIE BEGINS!YD BUT NEVER FORGET THIS: YC. DON'T BELIEVE THE HYAYPE!YC AH! PUSH IT! (DON'T MIND, I WILL BE BETTER SOON). YAYOU KNOW SOMETHING? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! THAT MEANS THAT I AM REALYAY ILL! BECAUSE I AM KNOWN AS THE INCREDIBLEYC. THE EAT ANIMALYC. THE INCREDIBLEYC. BUFF! - PUBLIC NONSENSETALKER NUMBER 1! BARFLYAY SAID 'SPEECH'! BUT I GOT NONE!YE YC! STOP THIS MESS YC! I THINK I BECAME CRAZYAY! I THINK MYAY INSPIRATION IS GONE. SO WHAT ABOUT SOME YAYOYAYOYAYO'S TILL MYAY INSPIRATION IS BACK. YAYOYAYOYAYO'S FLYAY TO: COSMOS, BLACK MAIL, POWERS OF PAIN, MAGIC CRACKING GROUP, MLS OF THE JKS CREW, TAXI, NEW FRONTIERS, FBI, AND ALL YAYOU HOMEBOYAYS AND FLYAYGIRLS WHO READ THIS SCROLLYAYROLLYAY (FOR EXAMPLE: HI ONNO). I THINK THE MOVIE ISN'T THAT GREAT SO I WILL CONTINUE MYAY TEXT, BUT NOW WITH SOME MORE SERIOUS TEXT(I HOPE). OH NO! BARFLYAY IS GONNA RUIN MYAY PLAYAYBOYAYS AGAIN! STOP!YC YC. TOO LATE! THE DAMAGE CAN'T BE FIXEDYC.YF IT MAKES ME SHIT (JESUS WHAT A SMELL)!YC AND NOW A MESSAGE TO THE COMPUTERPOSSE CALLED'PUBLIC ENEMYAY'. YAYOU CAN USE THIS LOGO IF YAYOU SEND US STUFF. ALLRIGHT GUYAYS? I THINK IT'S A DEAL. BYAY THE WAYAY. HAVE YAYOU ALREADYAY HEARD THE NEW ALBUM OF ICE T? IT'S DEF MAN!YE SHIT! THE MOVIE STARTS TO BECOME BETTER AND I GOTTO TYAYPE TEXT AGAIN. NOW A MESSAGE TO ALL YAYOU RAP GUYAYS: WHAT ABOUT SWAPPING RAP MUSIC? IF YAYOU HAVE RAP MUSIC SEND IT ON A TAPE TO THIS ADDRESS: ED 'BUFF' LENOS, FROBELSTRAAT 21, 1521 DD WORMERVEER IN HOLLAND. I WILL RETURN THE TAPE WITH SOME HOT RAP MUSIC. OFCOURSE YAYOU CAN ALSO SEND SOFTWARE TO THIS ADDRESSYC.YD BARFLYAY BECOMES 18 TOMORROW. I HOPE HE HAS SAFARI ON HIS PARTYAY, BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T HAVE SAFARI I WILL GO HOME! EVEN WHEN I'M ILL I DRINK SAFARI! I ALSO HOPE THAT HE WILL INVITE SOME GOODLOOKING LADIES OTHERWISE I HAVE TO DRINK THE SAFARI ALONE (POOR ME)!YC STRANGE SOUNDS ARE COMING OUT OF THE SPEAKER OF MYAY TELEVISION. AH, I SEE IT! A MAN IS ATTACKED BYAY A DOG (I THINK).YC AN UGLYAY BITCH KICKED A WOMAN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF A HOSPITAL (YAYEAH, THERE ARE SOME NICE PARTS IN THIS MOVIE!). THE WOMAN FELT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF OF AN AMBULANCE (NO BAD NAVIGATION AH?). I THINK THAT THIS MUST BE THE END, OTHERWISE THIS WILL BE THE LAMEST TEXT I'VE EVER WRITTEN (I THINK THIS IS THE LAMESTYC.).YC SOYC.YG STRONG MIND MAKE - :6144RONG MAN! SO KEEP YAYOUR MIND ON THE POSITIVE THOUGHTS!YD PEACE!YY ADIOS AMIGOS!Y - MAYAY THE SAFARI BE WITH YAYOU!Y. HERE WE GO AGAIN!YG TURN IT UP!Y3 Y - / /ZX[YAYWZXVYAYWUTO - PLEASE WAIT, DECRUNCHING! - - HELLO METALLICA FREAKS!! YAYEAH THIS IS "#$%&'S TEXT FOR ALL YAYOU HEAVYAY METAL FREAKS OUTTHERE!! BARFLYAY HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YAYOU TO MYAY LATEST DEMO CALLEDYD HEAVYAY RAP. YAYOU CAN LOOK DOWN FOR THE RAP TEXTYE. BUT DO NOT DO THAT YAYET, BECAUSE I AM HERE TO ROCK YAYOU WITH MYAY TEXTYF. SO WATCH IT (BETTER READ IT!)YE. HAVE YAYOU SEEN OUR OTHER [/] DEMOS YAYET? SEE TO IT, THAT YAYOU GET THEM! HOW ABOUT THE LOGOS AH? I DREW THE METALLICA LOGO AND HELPED BUFF WITH THE P.E. LOGOYE. HEAVYAY AH? LET ME GIVE SOME HELLOS TO :YC POWERS OF PAIN, BLACKMAIL, MLS OF THE JKS CREW, COSMOS, JEROEN TEL (FOR THE MUSICYD. IT IS GREAT!), TAXI, TNB AND MIGYE. SO FAR WITH THE GREETS, IT IS NOW FRIDAYAY AND I AM CELEBRATING MYAY 18TH BIRTHDAYAY TOMORROW (PARTYAY TIME!YF. WITH MYAY GRANNIES!). WE ARE NOW LOOKING AT CRUSH GROOVE ON THE VIDEOYF. THE MUSIC SOUNDS GOODYF. GIMME A PFF KRR YCP AHAHA (BARFLYAY THE HUMAN BEAT BOX!). LET ME HEAR PUBLIC ENEMYAY BUFF!! OK RUN DMC IS ALSO GOOD, TOGETHER WITH EAROSMITH! (TALKING ABOUT HEAVYAY RAP!)YF. WALK THIS WAYAY, TALK THIS WAYAYYC! YAYEAH! YAYOU ARE ALL INVITED TO THE OUTLAWS COPYAY PARTYAY ON 8 APRILYF. CALL 0 2 9 8 2YD 6 3 5 0 (MARCO) IN HOLLAND FOR MORE INFO. IT IS NOW HOLIDAYAY AND I AM SITTING AT THE COMPUTER OF BUFF (THE V BUTTON IS FUCKED UP AND I HAVE TO USE A PEN TO PUT A V ON THE SCREEN). IT IS NEARLYAY 3 O CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON AND THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHTYE.YE YAYESTERDAYAY WE CLEANED THE CAR OF BUFF HIS GRANNYAY AND WE COULD DRIVE A WHILE WITH ITYC. (THE CAR IS 1 KUBIC METER)YD. YAYEAH P.E. IS HEREYD. BRING THE NOISE! WHAT AM I SAYAYING? THIS IS THE METAL SCROLL RIGHT?! BANG THOSE HEADS!! P.S. THIS PROGGYAY WOZ 100 PER CENT CODED BYAY ME ON THE TURBO ASSAMBLER. BUFF REALYAY SOUNDS ILL, HE IS COUGHING ALL THE TIMEYE. STOP COUGHING!! YAYO BUFF, I AM THIRSTYAY! GET ME A COKE FASTYD. AH COFFEE IS READYAYYE. WE ARE HEARING A STRANGE SOUND IN A NUMBER OF P.E. AND WE ARE GUESSING WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IT ISYC. (AN ELEPHANT, A FLUITKETELTJE OR A KROLSE KATER?)YE. I WILL DRINK COFFEE NOW, SO I WILL BE BACK SOONYF. YFAH, THAT TASTED GOOD! WE ARE WATCHING A MOVIE CALLED : THE OMEN, IT IS ABOUT THE SON OF SATANYF. WHAT A NONSENSE!!YG I AM THE SON OF SATANYC! HAHAHAHAHA! YC6 THAT IS MYAY NUMBER! YE. LAST WEEK, BUFF HAD A PIMPEL ON HIS NOSE, AND NOW I AM HAVING ONE ON THE TIP OF MYAY NOSE (A BIG ONE!)YE. I HOPE THAT IT WILL BE GONE BYAY MONDAYAY BECAUSE I THEN HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN AND MAKE SOME TESTS (FUCK!)YE.YC I THINK THAT I WILL STOP NOW, SO THAT I CAN WATCH THE OMEN AND LET BUFF TYAYPE SOME TEXT AGAINYG.YK C U AMIGOS, AND MAYAY THE SAFARI BE WITH YAYOU!Y. Y - YC. NO HEAVYAY METAL FREAKS ALLOWEDYC.YE YAYO! HOW ARE YAYOU DOING, RAP-BROTHERS AND SISTERS! THIS IS BUFF FROM [/] WHO WILL TAKE YAYOU ON A JOURNEYAY INTO RAP. ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE BASS! (HOW LOW CAN YAYOU GO?!). HAHA! YAYEAH BOYAY! WHAT ABOUT THE LOGO AND THE (PUBLIC ENEMYAY) CHARACTERSET?!?! THE LOGO WAS MADE BYAY BARFLYAY AND ME. THE CHAR WAS MADE BYAY ME. WE HAVE HOLIDAYAYS AND GUESS WHAT? YC. I'M ILL! SHIT FUCK HELL AND DEVIL!YC I CALLED MLS THIS MORNING. GUESS WHAT?! HE WAS AT SCHOOL! (WHAT A FOOL).YD WE ARE GOING TO WATCH A HORRORMOVIE! 'THE OMEN' YC.YC SEVEN DEADLYAY SINSYC. SEVEN WAYAYS TO WINYC. SEVEN HOLYAY PATHS TO HELL AND THE MOVIE BEGINS!YD BUT NEVER FORGET THIS: YC. DON'T BELIEVE THE HYAYPE!YC AH! PUSH IT! (DON'T MIND, I WILL BE BETTER SOON). YAYOU KNOW SOMETHING? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! THAT MEANS THAT I AM REALYAY ILL! BECAUSE I AM KNOWN AS THE INCREDIBLEYC. THE EAT ANIMALYC. THE INCREDIBLEYC. BUFF! - PUBLIC NONSENSETALKER NUMBER 1! BARFLYAY SAID 'SPEECH'! BUT I GOT NONE!YE YC! STOP THIS MESS YC! I THINK I BECAME CRAZYAY! I THINK MYAY INSPIRATION IS GONE. SO WHAT ABOUT SOME YAYOYAYOYAYO'S TILL MYAY INSPIRATION IS BACK. YAYOYAYOYAYO'S FLYAY TO: COSMOS, BLACK MAIL, POWERS OF PAIN, MAGIC CRACKING GROUP, MLS OF THE JKS CREW, TAXI, NEW FRONTIERS, FBI, AND ALL YAYOU HOMEBOYAYS AND FLYAYGIRLS WHO READ THIS SCROLLYAYROLLYAY (FOR EXAMPLE: HI ONNO). I THINK THE MOVIE ISN'T THAT GREAT SO I WILL CONTINUE MYAY TEXT, BUT NOW WITH SOME MORE SERIOUS TEXT(I HOPE). OH NO! BARFLYAY IS GONNA RUIN MYAY PLAYAYBOYAYS AGAIN! STOP!YC YC. TOO LATE! THE DAMAGE CAN'T BE FIXEDYC.YF IT MAKES ME SHIT (JESUS WHAT A SMELL)!YC AND NOW A MESSAGE TO THE COMPUTERPOSSE CALLED'PUBLIC ENEMYAY'. YAYOU CAN USE THIS LOGO IF YAYOU SEND US STUFF. ALLRIGHT GUYAYS? I THINK IT'S A DEAL. BYAY THE WAYAY. HAVE YAYOU ALREADYAY HEARD THE NEW ALBUM OF ICE T? IT'S DEF MAN!YE SHIT! THE MOVIE STARTS TO BECOME BETTER AND I GOTTO TYAYPE TEXT AGAIN. NOW A MESSAGE TO ALL YAYOU RAP GUYAYS: WHAT ABOUT SWAPPING RAP MUSIC? IF YAYOU HAVE RAP MUSIC SEND IT ON A TAPE TO THIS ADDRESS: ED 'BUFF' LENOS, FROBELSTRAAT 21, 1521 DD WORMERVEER IN HOLLAND. I WILL RETURN THE TAPE WITH SOME HOT RAP MUSIC. OFCOURSE YAYOU CAN ALSO SEND SOFTWARE TO THIS ADDRESSYC.YD BARFLYAY BECOMES 18 TOMORROW. I HOPE HE HAS SAFARI ON HIS PARTYAY, BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T HAVE SAFARI I WILL GO HOME! EVEN WHEN I'M ILL I DRINK SAFARI! I ALSO HOPE THAT HE WILL INVITE SOME GOODLOOKING LADIES OTHERWISE I HAVE TO DRINK THE SAFARI ALONE (POOR ME)!YC STRANGE SOUNDS ARE COMING OUT OF THE SPEAKER OF MYAY TELEVISION. AH, I SEE IT! A MAN IS ATTACKED BYAY A DOG (I THINK).YC AN UGLYAY BITCH KICKED A WOMAN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF A HOSPITAL (YAYEAH, THERE ARE SOME NICE PARTS IN THIS MOVIE!). THE WOMAN FELT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF OF AN AMBULANCE (NO BAD NAVIGATION AH?). I THINK THAT THIS MUST BE THE END, OTHERWISE THIS WILL BE THE LAMEST TEXT I'VE EVER WRITTEN (I THINK THIS IS THE LAMESTYC.).YC SOYC.YG STRONG MIND MAKE - :6144RONG MAN! SO KEEP YAYOUR MIND ON THE POSITIVE THOUGHTS!YD PEACE!YY ADIOS AMIGOS!Y - MAYAY THE SAFARI BE WITH YAYOU!Y. HERE WE GO AGAIN!YG TURN IT UP!Y3 Y - / /ZX[YAYWZXVYAYWUTO - PLEASE WAIT, DECRUNCHING -